funch

The act of nibbling teasingly on a man's taint

Gay man 1:what did you and ralfy do after you left the party?
gay man 2: O man we funched all night.

by RAPEBRIMLEYYAYASMOKK June 11, 2009

Funch

Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.

John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.

by mpex January 21, 2009

Funch

Funch is a type of gential irration caused by SJW related triggering.

Did you hear? El got so triggered last week by someone asking about her skirt she broke out in a funch?

by VincentPrices September 9, 2018

Funch

When you and your totally rad colleagues all decide to sack off a shit Friday lunch and instead make your day totally better by going for a Funch. (stands for fun lunch)

Hey guys let's sack off this work and go for Funch!

by leadgenerator June 14, 2019

funch

A free lunch.

There's no such thing as a funch!

by We Don't Need Freedom February 7, 2022

Funch

A “funch” is a term of harsh derogation that originated from an acronym and evolved into an punishing English-language adjective.

Fucking
Underling
NoAccount
Cuntbag
Hasbeen

FUNCH

After Brandon screwed up the speech, his beautiful wife told him that she “…refuses to sleep with funches.”

by SavagePilgrim March 26, 2022

Funch

When you're in a class with ur gradskool friends and you're excited to eat lunch with them.

I'm ready for funnncch! turn lunch into funch!!!

by onaspeechcraaaayyyzz June 6, 2022