funch

an uncontrollable urge to hug squeeze and pull a person to yourself.

For example the other day I had missed my sister so much ......I told here i wanted to just run up and funch her.

by 4of8 April 25, 2011

funch

A combination of the words "fuck" and "punch" which refers to the act of rapidly inserting your fist into someone's anus or vagina.

Also known as the "ass punch" (Depperman, E 2005).

"the lesbians were funching each other."

"that guy deserves an ass punch!"

by grizzzzzle January 5, 2010

funch

An uncomon slang word, not used much outside of Bristol, in England. Funch means 1 of 3 things, depending on how you use it. If you were to say: I want some funch, it would mean you want a blowjob. If you said: funch you, it would mean, fuck you, in any other context, it means whore.

Bob: YOU FILTHY FUNCH!
Sarah: FUNCH YOU!

or

Bob: I need some funch!
Sarah: Piss off!

by afromonkey200 January 21, 2010

funch

Combination of the two words "fucking hunch." A negative hunch, assumption, or guess.

I got a funch tomorrow is really gonna blow.

I had a funch something shitty like this would happen.

by mr derp April 30, 2006

funch

It's like lunch, but better!!

look at the definition, it's not hard.

by funch February 7, 2005

funch

It refers to Benjamin Koh of Singapore.

It's Funch!

by Dangermin September 29, 2003

funch

an adjective describing ones appearance, manner or overall state of being.

That bitch was nasty, belly all hanging out, lycra stretched to the point it wasn't lycra anymore. She was totally funched.

by Jckshouse October 14, 2006