Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

Funcie

Common term used by Ball State Students to refer to Muncie, IN. Used sarcasticly, as students feel that there is nothing to do in Muncie.

Man, there is absolutely nothing to do here in Funcie, IN.

by Liz and Jill September 25, 2005

fundio

FUNDIO - (additive) It comes from a Mexican origin and means many things. But primarily means very smelly asshole.
However, can be used when describing a fowl poo-nan.

Dame that vato over there smells like a crusty fundio!

by Patty Gillespie August 21, 2006

Funby

Funby /noun/ (pronounced fun-bee): something that can be particularly funny or annoying, depending on the situation

Person 1: What memes annoy you?
Person 2: Pretty much every meme annoys me...
Person 1: Same, but they can be funby at times

by umbraSniperchaos July 19, 2013

funbags

1) Large breasts that are fun to play with.

2) A woman with large breasts.

1) "Roberta Pedon had a great set of funbags."

2) "I'd like you to meet my date, Funbags. She calls herself 'Shirley'."

by tman September 6, 2004

Jizzle FanBizzle

Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.

Without the izzles it would sound like this

Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.

Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.

Ya Dig?

"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"

"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"

"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"

"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."

"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"

"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"

"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"

by dickvandyke15 November 14, 2009

fundie

A term used to describe fundamentalist "Christians" that believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible. These people have no concept of the cultural, historical and allegorical complexities present in the Bible. Fundies tend to be "sheeple" that repeat the ignorant rhetoric of their intolerant and improperly educated pastor. Some of their hallmark behaviors are taking Bible quotes out of context, and harassing people by asking them whether or not they have been saved. Not too polite about such things.

The fundie was befuddled by the allegories in the Book of Genesis, so he took the Creation Story literally.

by cpm1121 December 17, 2008