A felching session is the act of either ejaculating into your partners rectum, then using a straw to suck it out, or, sticking a gerbil in your partners ass.
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All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.
All the guys at the party spat on Gary's fist before he funched Brooke's asshole.
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A party --- all male, all female, or co-ed --- where everyone draws straws to determine each person's role. A person is selected by straws to be entered vaginally (female) or anally (male or female) by a train of dudes who each leave a deposit of their man-seed in them. One "lucky" person, determined by straw drawing, takes his or her straw and inserts it, after all deposits are made, and sucks out the gooey mess left inside.
John: Hey, Linda, we missed you at the Felching Party last night. It was a blast!
Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.
Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.
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Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.
Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.
Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.
Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.
Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual felching they normally engaged in.
by Jimi p August 11, 2006
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