Fucktion

The function of fucking

My girlfriend taught me how to fucktion properly.

by Marie Hitler April 29, 2020

Fucktion

When you’re too fucked to function you just can’t fucktion

“Man too many drugs in so little time I can barely fucktion anymore”

by Fatherritz January 23, 2020

Fucktion

When you are fucking and your dick gets stuck. May be painful.

Julie and Melvin were fucking and got into a sticky fucktion. Melvin was hurting for the next few days

by Shmagglenose January 26, 2015

Fucktion

Have to fuck to function

I must fucktion to start my day.

by #AllDayNinja January 09, 2021

fucktion

a sexual function

The man performed a fucktion he learned from his ex involving rolling and lube.

by tvaiello December 15, 2010

fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.

Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"

by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024

Fucktion

The opposite of function, a circumstance of being utterly unable to function and made so by multiple issues

As you can see, the office continues to fucktion entirely.

by Lateric December 31, 2021