Fucktional

Something so dysfunctional, that it's fucked beyond repair.

Evie's brain is fucktional

by Xirr00 July 2, 2021

Fucktional

Being a functional clusterfuck.

Being fucked up but functional.

Strangely, he's more functional when he's fucked up... so he's fucktional.

I got fucked up but but things all worked out because I'm a fucktional adult.

Suzy is a disaster, but she's still functional ....because she's fucktional.

I'm not functional... I'm fucktional.

by Ticky Ty December 30, 2018

fucktion

a fucktion is referring to an event with a designated time and place for fornication.

Person 1: "Are you going to our high school reunion on Friday?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't miss that fucktion for anything in the world."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I can't wait to see all of those divorcees... It's gonna be a high-class fucktion!"

by AluMiNuM7777 January 25, 2024

Fucktional

Functional complete dysfunction aka Shystem's Function that is FUBAR Fucked UP ~ SHIFUBAR!!! ~ yet barely functioning.

“When criminals gain possession of the State machinery – as we KNOW Corporate-Political Elites have done – the Corporation State continues to function because fear, mediocrity and corruption in office, salaried position and general-practiced citizenry cannot summon the moral courage to WITHHOLD OUR COLLABORATION!”

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)

NACTZ1 'Rule' in AOTEAROA New Zealand will mean the complete PRe-Veil of Globalized, Neo-Bellum, Neo-Colonial, Neolobotomized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Zombieconomic WaffeFF Fucktional Faschism, and WE'RE fucken DONE if that happens.

by PartisanZ July 11, 2023

Fucktion

The opposite of function, a circumstance of being utterly unable to function and made so by multiple issues

As you can see, the office continues to fucktion entirely.

by Lateric December 30, 2021

Fucktion

Have to fuck to function

I must fucktion to start my day.

by #AllDayNinja January 9, 2021

Fucktional

Functioning, albeit in a fucky way.

My family is a bit fucktional, as we always attend parties half drunk already and fighting like hillbillies, but we always still leave together.

by ALL Lawn n Land MN May 18, 2021