fucktroll

An average, or not particularly good looking woman who, regardless of this fact is sexually attractive because she has a voracious sexual appetite or 'a look in her eye'

This chick at work, she's not that hot but you know, she has that fucktroll look about her. You know she would bang like fuck!

by Bargrease September 26, 2012

fucktool

1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.

2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot

See also dildo and butt plug.

1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"

2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

Fucksticle Sticks

Something you say when something bad happens.

*Bob accidently drops his money on the ground*

Bob: Oh fucksticle sticks!

by Mikey Toots July 13, 2007

fuckstomer

Customer. (No one who ever stood behind a counter wearing a nametag would need further explanation.)

Dude #1: How did it go today?
Dude #2: The usual parade o' fuckstomers. I need a drink, or five.

by Miles O'Piles September 14, 2014

Fuckstronaut

a space prostitute

"NASA absolutley sent some secret fuckstronauts to the ISS for the astronauts extracurricular activities." - Ice Cube

"Chris Hadfield is a fuckstronaut." - Ghandi

"During Apollo 13, it wasn't actually an oxygen leak that caused the onboard explosion. It was really the orgasm of one of the astronauts during intercourse with the mission fuckstronaut." - Ahmed Mohammad, the clock kid

by Adam Whiskey December 22, 2015

Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

Fuckstorm

Synonyms: clusterfuck, shitstorm, and fucking disaster

A jumble of craziness that causes one to lose focus and not concentrate. It makes one lose their shit.

Wow. This is a such a fuckstorm man, I sent someone my nudes on accident.

by Anirroc Elbon February 21, 2019