fucksnot

Derogatory term for an individual, slang reference to male ejaculation during sex.

He's a worthless fucksnot.

by Lamont Cranston September 19, 2003

fuckshot

An ejaculatory expression of fluid from a penis (spunk, cum) that occurs as a result of sexual intercourse. However, this projection of ejaculate must occur outside of the body, with no further physical influence or assistance other than said intercourse.

To be clear, upon approaching climax, the male will remove his penis from the orifice he is penetrating at the crucial moment, and proceed to ejaculate without any physical assistance to his penis this creating a handsfree cumshot. This, is referred to as a fuckshot.

Fratboy 1: "So you came without her even jacking your cock off for the big finish?"

Fratboy 2: "Yep, just popped my cock out of her and blurted a nice heavy fuckshot all over her stomach. It's the only way to go!"

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009

fucksplode

A descriptive term for anything that looks like it's about to explode, only worse.

"Shit....that lady is so fat she's fucksploding!"

"I ate too much...feel like I'm gonna fucksplode!"

by Jamdack April 18, 2004

fucksalts

The word fucksalts is both a noun and an adjective. It is in the condition of when extreme anger of self is expressed (i.e. when your boss is pissed as shit at you). Fucksalts can be used to isult them, or to just express ones anger. It can also be used as a non plural noun/adjectivve, or as to call someone a name (i.e fucksalter) Finally, any insulting word (i.e.face) can be combined with fucksalt, as in fucksaltface

1: Boss: Hey Steve... the bussiness finacials are due at the meeting, which is in 5 minutes.
Steve: (after she leaves) FUCKSALTS
2: Person A: DudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDude!
Person b: Shut up you damn fucksalter

by LOLZDUDEZORZ May 13, 2009

fucksnot

Creative slang term for semen. Refers to the idea that a penis sneezes semen.

My pants were full of fucksnot after she gave me a handjob in the movie theatre.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 11, 2006

Fucksnot (noun)

The generic sloppyjuice remaining postcoitally in or around the female genetalia; comprised of both male and female orgasmic fluids

After we got dressed and left the bedroom there was still some fucksnot dripping out of my vagina.

by Smashley August 13, 2003

FuckPilot

In other words, me. I am a FuckPilot.

I should shut up, right now.

by Kucamonga Kid March 28, 2005