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fuckzone

Similar to the "friendzone"... It is when you would fuck someone but wouldn't commit to them (or perhaps even be friends with them).

Although it is usually males that fuckzone females, females can do it too.
Girl: So what do you think of me?
Guy: I wouldn't date you but I would fuck your brains out.
Girl: Did you just fuckzone me???

Girl: Leonardo DiCaprio is an ass but I would knock boots with him all night long, if ya know what I mean... /fuckzoned
by missylectro November 9, 2012
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fuckmonster

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.
by Andy WRX August 21, 2008
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fuckmonkey

he is just her fuckmonkey
by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003
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fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...
"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010
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FuckDonald

A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.
Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Fucktonne

Theoretical limit of weight based on the maximum amount of mass that could be considered to still be within the bounds of earths normal gravity.

Impossible to achieve as adding that much mass would alter the Earths properties to the point of altering the gravity on Earth.
Covering the entire Earth's surface with 62 miles of super dense substance (62 miles at sea level, adjust accordingly)

The weight of said substance would be considered a Fucktonne
by Proffesor F Wolf August 11, 2008
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Fuckton

A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.
Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.
by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome October 27, 2011
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