fuckton

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

by MK GT FKT October 29, 2004

fuckton

Seven actual tons, or the amount of water expelled from the leaves of a full grown Oak tree per day.

Holy shit dude, it was so hot in there, I literally drank a fuckton of water afterwards.

by justaguymakingupdefinitions November 10, 2011

Fuckboner

A completely stupid and clueless person who totally screws up.

'Hey bro, I just bought 10 rare pennies from this bum for a 100 bucks.'

'Why would you buy 10 cents worth of pennies for 100 bucks; dude your such a fuckboner.'

by B-Town Mike March 6, 2010

fuckond

Fuckond: (Noun)
1. a way to say "almond" when you're pissed off at someone because they won't let you have any.

2. a way to say "second" when suspicious or annoyed.

1. "For the last time, Give me a Fuckond...Now!"

2. "Now...Wait just a Fuckond..."

by Weltyhe April 11, 2014

fuckonade

Something you drink while your having sex

Bob: come on baby let's have some fuckonade

by Jtrapper November 14, 2016

Fuckeon

another term for fuck-buddy; friend with benefit

"If I ever see your black fuckeon at my door, I will obliterate him" -First time word was used

"YO Chase, I'm 'bout to make a booty call with my fuckeon. Smell ya later"

"Becky, my favorite fuckeon. Let's have sex tonight bb"

by Whale_Boss69 November 7, 2018

Fucktong

A word for a Thai vegetable vegetable Thai Pumpkin

I like to eat fucktong.
Or replace the F word in English. Good fucktong morning Duncan.

by bkk84 July 6, 2020