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I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*
by Da real Lightning McQueen November 5, 2019
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Shit-Faced Fucked

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.
Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.
by nltgn September 14, 2009
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Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.
Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!
by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008
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Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011
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shit the fucked

When someone/something is so utterly annihilated that it is unable to recover in any shape or form.
That AWP just shit the fucked your head!
or
You just got shit the fucked!
by Verschnizzle March 2, 2005
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Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011
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oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
by J4ke July 15, 2006
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