I'd fuck that couch

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 5, 2012

fuck yo couch nigga

when you get really mad at someone and you dont know what else to say.

i cant believe you said that.... you know what??? ugh. fuck yo couch nigga!

by ktwizzy August 20, 2008

Fuck Yo Couch

Any thing that is done that that fucks up anything of yours.

1. if you in the club and somebody spills they drink on you shirt, they fuckin up you couch.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.

3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.

by rwqetrykhidcjhjlkdfdtydv,m June 11, 2006

fuck your couches

pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways....

A:dude you suck
B:well you know what fuck your couches

by Dracon January 14, 2006

fuck yo couch

disrespect against a person in a humerous way.

fuck yo couch homie!!!

by Dizzzzy May 30, 2006

Fuck your Couch

The ability to fuck a womens couch. The original "Fuck your Couch"

Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".

by pokerintheear September 11, 2010

Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

by Bueriahn September 5, 2012