Fuck Nugget

The short fat slut at school that tries everything to look even remotely pretty but ends up looking like she dove into a pool of makeup and clothes that are too small.

Hitler- Would you hit that fuck nugget over there?

Stalin- Nah fam. I don't want my dick covered in 10 pounds of makeup.

by SoggyBeef January 14, 2017

Fuck Nugget

A person without any arms and legs used as a sex toy

Ah man, this chick totally blue balled me...
Don't worry fam, you can use my fuck nugget

by DSE-SRO (definitely not) May 11, 2017

fuck nugget

A midget who is a porn actor/actress, i.e. roughly the size of chicken nugget and somebody that fuck's professionally

"Yo bruh, have you seen this one cool scene by Bridget Powers?"
"Man, you mean that awesome fuck nugget?"
"HEY! That's a derogatory term! She's a porn STAR!"
"Whatev's, bruh. She's hot."

by Tesauruswitdetaurus October 2, 2017

Fuck Nugget

A guy who portrays himself as being smart,but in reality he’s the dumbest guy in the room

I can’t believe you said that,you fuck nugget

by Sir William Edwin the 3rd December 7, 2017

fuck nugget

fuck nugget is when your friend gives you a chicken nugget and your vibrator is out of batteries so you decide you get that lumpy shit inside of you.

Maria: "Yooo, my vibrator is dead what I do?"
Addy: "you remember that chicken nugget I gave you earlier? You still got that nasty shit right?"
Maria: "Yea I guess ill just have to fuck nugget that tonight."

by ImStalkingYourKIds April 23, 2018

Fuck nugget

When somebody says something really stupid you would call them a fuck nugget.

Hannah: OMG there are two Virginia’s?!?!
Sara: your such a fuck nugget🤦 ♀️

by Hsjdjsj June 5, 2018

fuck nugget

is used as an insult, someone who could only be lucky enough to fuck a nugget, often disliked by the population of the world, usually a male but can be used by a female to describe a male (but go right ahead and use it on a female it's 2018, go equality) this person if highly in the wrong and should be punished somehow for being such a fuck nugget. don't be friends with a fuck nugget they're rude assholes

person 1: i can't believe you've one this.
person 2: you absolute hoe, go back to the trash.
person 1: you're such a fuck nugget, piss off bro

by oh puh-leeze July 6, 2018