metric fuck-ton

A measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size

Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons

by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 27, 2011

Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.

Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.

by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021

Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Shit-ton-fuck

Shit-ton-fuck means more than a shit-ton, a shit-ton-fuck.

“ oh look that guy shaved his beard “
“ woah he looks a shit-ton-fuck younger “

by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018

Fuck Tony

In any casual competition, this can refer to a teaming up of competitors or players against a single individual, whether the target is winning a majority of games, rounds, hands, or just because that individual is not liked amongst the game players.

Because fuck Tony, I have three aces in my hand.

by 77senor77siete77 June 27, 2021