Staring at a TV screen without blinking for long periods of time due to specific video games. Games that may induce frying eyes include rockband, guitar hero, and a variety of intense fighting games.

"I played rockband so much last night I started frying eyes!"

Frying Eyes by Hippopotamus90 February 20, 2010

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Frying Out

When someone constantly forgets where they put something, yet it is in the immediate vicinity.

Hillary-"Where is my calculator?"
-"I don't know."
Hillary-"Are you sure?"
-"Yes."
Hillary-"Oh nevermind, its been on my lap this whole time."
-"Stop frying out Hillary."

Frying Out by bivo October 19, 2011

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frying bananas

When a man fucks a woman who has a yeast infection in the ass, then the vagina and afterwards forces her to felate him. The yeast and shit resembling whipped cream and chocolate syrup. See also "banana split".

Jorge loves frying bananas with his wife. But she prefers a good broiled plantain.

frying bananas by spinsane! August 21, 2006

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frying pan bastard

when someone is said to be fat who is a bastard

rich is a frying pan bastard

frying pan bastard by APR May 8, 2003

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