Fartation

A fart, with a little something to say. When you want to clear a room, but also want to make a statement.

My fartation reminds me that I need to get my colon checked.

by jakespeed2020 June 12, 2010

Urban Frustrationary

When you are searching, searching, searching through random selections in the Urban Dictionary and become continually frustrated by the overwhelmingly mediocre entries you happen across, the U.D. morphs into an Urban Frustrationary.

"Man, I'm sick of all these entries about jerking off. What an Urban Frustrationary!"

by an non January 19, 2009

masturbation frustration

the feeling a man gets when is is about to ejaculate his load everywhere, but has to hold off at the last second for another reason

"dude why is Johhn McEnroe always so angry?"

"I think its cause he gets masturbation frustration before every match he plays cause his trainer nearly walks in on him"

by mr man1992 December 6, 2009

Frelationship

An awesome state of half-friendship, half-relationship with all of the perks of a relationship with none of the obligations.

Ben's frelationship with Karina rocked because they didn't have to stress.

by benbenhotep January 24, 2009

sexual frustration

A build of of stress, due to lack of sex.
see also blue balls.

Im not sexually frustrated, im SEXUALLY PISSED THE FUCK OFF!

by nic P November 2, 2004

Fulationship

Root words: Fu, meaning Fuck, and Lationship, meaning Relationship.

A Fulationship is having a false relationship with someone based only on having sex.

Unlike Fuck Buddies, which are friends who have sex with eachother... In a Fulationship you don't even have to like the person, your only in it for the sex.

"John is in a Fulationship with Jane... He doesn't even like her!"

"I think i want a Fulationship with Jane because she's so hot, but man is she stupid!"

by HELLyssa July 12, 2009

Faputation

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme

Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...

by The Kitchen. Extreme March 28, 2017