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Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.
I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.
by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012
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Frumpy Munchkin

Male genitals in the flaccid state. Excess skin causes it to resemble a dwarf wearing an oversized trench coat, potato sack or loose sock. Thus giving it a frumpy appearance.
All was well and good at the public pool until the Frumpy Munchkin made an appearance and got my season pass revoked.
by flirt ninja March 29, 2015
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fruity doodie

When a person poops and tries to cover it up with excessive bathroom spray it is called a “fruity doodie!”
Oh no! Dad made a fruity doodie and I can smell it from downstairs!
by Aliglay July 14, 2023
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stupid fruity swag

Any type of style or "swag" that makes use of flashy colors and/or is overly extravagant. Can apply to clothing, vehicles, etc.
OJ da Juiceman: Aye! Check the neon purple Chevy sittin on Starburst 22's.

Homie: Nigga that's some stupid fruity swag
by EmpireMonopoly October 19, 2012
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Crisp'n Fruity Rice

A knock off of the popular cereal brand "Fruity Pebbles" often found in poor southern homes. Consists of multi-colored cardboard bits.
I love my Crisp'n Fruity Rice, now if I could only afford some milk!
by DaBamBam December 2, 2010
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fruity loops

A downloadable music program used to recreate and make songs usually at your home computer
The famous rapper soulja boy used fruity loops for most of his beats including the hit song "crank that soulja boy"
by jalen brown November 8, 2007
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Frumpy-Load Kamikaze

While paragliding and performing sexual acts, you release yourselves from the harness, timing your climax with the exact moment that you collide with the ground. As an extra bonus use the lady friend as a cushion. If you're lucky, you might bounce.
"Professor, what is the chance of getting pregnant while performing frumpy-load kamikaze-ing?"
"None."
"Werd."
by Oscar "The Snake Charmer" March 22, 2010
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