frosted cumflakes

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

Frosted Chocolate Cake

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit

I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 5, 2022

Frosted Tips

When douchebag's dye the tips of there spikey hair blonde, usually resulting in looking gay.

Wow look at my new frosted tips!

Those are so 10 years ago.

by bobby mcfaren July 6, 2009

Frosted Muffin

A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.

Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.

Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.

by The Muffin Man April 29, 2004

frosted her brownies

To ejaculate inside a woman's anus, potentially covering her feces with semen. The result would look similar to chocolate brownies with vanilla frosting.

Last night my girl felt like being a little kinky, so I frosted her brownies.

by SinDonor dammit May 27, 2007

Frosted Mug

When you fuck a girl in the ass outside in the winter, pull out and spray all over her ass and your cum freezes on her

Dude I totally just gave that girl a frosted mug

by jyl5132 January 19, 2009

frosted mini-weed

Weed that has so much THC on it it looks like it's frosted, like the frosted mini-wheat cereal

Damn these purps are some frosted mini-weed

by Tballah Trillah NOtorious A.IM January 20, 2009