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Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.
The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.
by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018
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Fluttering

A term used to describe the following sequence of events while travelling to another city (usually, but not always in another country)

1) Engaging in conversation with a stranger (often on tinder)
2) Convincing that person to invite you back to their house to exchange sexual favours
3) Exchanging sexual favours with said person
4) Sleeping at that person's house overnight to avoid paying for accommodations in the foreign city
5) Indefinitely borrowing an item from said person's house as a souvenir of the trip

Fluttering should not be confused with parachuting which only goes through items "1-4".
It should also not be confused with "Brad Walling" which goes through item "1-4" but replaces item 5) with "making said person breakfast using whatever food you can find in their house (this allows you to seem like a nice person but provides you with a free breakfast, therefore reducing travel costs)"

The term originated in Saskatchewan but has gained favour throughout Canada.
Anna: How was your trip?!
Elizabeth: It was pretty awesome, I saved a ton of money by fluttering 8 of the ten nights I was in Montreal.
Anna: Oh sweet! What kind of souvenirs did you get?
Elizabeth: Some pretty cool stuff, I got this windchime made out of spoons, a pair of underwear with elephants on it, this shot glass, a freshly rolled joint and pinky ring.
Anna: Sounds like you have you some killer fluttering skills!
by DoggParadox July 11, 2018
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flittering

He and I were flittering all day, I sooo didn't get any work done.
by jenaye_m13 October 14, 2009
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Filtering

The act of drinking an alcoholic beverage through a prostitute's used (and still warm) underwear.
Dan got extremely pissed and contracted oral herpes after filtering a pint of beer.
by Filter-Boys December 15, 2008
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eye fluttering

an adjective meaning so good that your eyes flutter. when smelling the dankest dank shit, when the weed smells so good, you can't help but flutter your eyes as you inhale the aroma of the ganja. also known as orgasm eyes. could also happen when you jizz in your pants.
yo man you have to smell this weed.
*sniffs* holy shit that's good.
yea man it's that haze.
this is like, eye fluttering good.
werd.
by jon "the magic" juan April 29, 2009
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Fettering

The act of packing a huge bowl and sectioning it off with the lighter, carefully hovering the flame above the bowl without touching the fire to it, to produce a massive bong milk.
"Dude i had this nug of dank, it was tiny so i was fettering every hit!"
by detectt April 22, 2010
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Filtering

He cuts me off from filtering
by Lobolupo April 1, 2017
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