friendilo

A friend escort service for social rejects that have no friends. They are there strictly to make it look like you have friends, no sexual favors involved. It's their friendship in exchange for your cash. If you're having a fight with your best friend or just broke up with your boyfriend, order a friendilo to make them jealous! They also make the perfect last minute prom and homecoming date. Similar to a gigilo, only it's a "friendilo"!

Carl: "Woah, Tom! Your new best friend is so cool!"
Tom: "Actually, I only paid for my friendilo until midnight."

"I'm so mad at Tricia right now! I'm going to order a friendilo for the party tonight so she'll get jealous and apologize!"

Since Lisa was a social outcast, she was forced to order a friendilo for her senior prom.

by bettyblack June 20, 2010

friendatory

The purgatorial state of an untouched friend request on Facebook.

"Did you accept his friend request, or did you leave in in friendatory?"

by WordDoctor January 3, 2009

friendaround

The largely questionable practice of gathering personal details about people you don't know (potential coworkers, friends, dates, or whatever) by trolling the social media profiles of known acquaintances.

I met this girl at my buddy's party the other night but all I got was her first name. So, I did a little friendaround through my friend's Facebook page and got her last name, her e-mail, and checked out a few of her pics.

by Launchpad McQuirk July 27, 2012

friedalicious

Yummy, fried goodness

Shoo weee, those fried pickles were friedalicious.

by Mrs Master P March 14, 2013

line friendage

A line friend is who you truly are inside. Your line friend is a friend for life. The friend who you made in line for the club. A line friend is your companion when you are in line. You don't use them to butt in line, you use them for friendship.

Don't be a cunt you need line friendage.

by Timmy 🍁 September 7, 2017

friendtal

The lending of an item between friends. Similar to a rental it is understood you only keep what you received for a specific period of time. Unlike car or movie rentals friendtals have no late fees. Without late fees sometimes the friendtal becomes what is similar to theft or indefinite borrowing. as the receiving party never gave compensation for what they received.

Guy 1 "Dude where did you get this sick beer pong table?"
Guy 2 "Oh this is just a friendtal. I've got to give it back to my buddy at some time."

by alecness October 30, 2009

friendable

To be able to make friends easily.

Anna is so friendable said Sara.

by Sarasarasarasarasara February 4, 2009