Franchise FC

the name used by football fans when referring to Wimbledon FC who are now the Milton Keynes Dongs

MK Dons? No! MK Dongs!

by AFCW July 1, 2004

Franchise player

n. A Girl/Guy you plan on building your life around. This person has all of the qualities and characteristics of the person you want to spend the rest of your life!

Cuffing season is coming up, and I'm looking for my franchise player this season.

by Willie Bee Man June 6, 2017

francoise

francoise (verb) francoised (past tense):

Committing an act of neglect, though the "neglector" intended no malice; often had good intentions.

The records a friend had borrowed were in fact returned in a timely manner, however, most of the sleeves contained either nothing or the incorrect record; I have been francoised.

Understanding the fact that he was unable to repair a piece of equipment he had recently destroyed, he left the equipment to be properly repaired by it's rightful owner; thus francoising him.

by dscapo May 1, 2009

franchise envy

The feeling fans of any team other than the Yankees get for the utter futility and frivolity of rooting for their team to win like the Yankees have and do.

The only reason he is suck a jerk is because of franchise envy.

by zippogun June 6, 2007

Francois-Xavier

An involuntary exclamation in two parts, used when the male genitalia is accidentally caught in a zip and then freed by unzipping.

Francois-Xavier -

*zip* FRANCOIS! / *unzip* xavier...

by bigkidkong February 6, 2010

françois-alexandre

It's a man with an awesomely large penis that love to fuck with hot chicks on a daily baisis. He is always ready to pull his dick out if needed because he is proud of his 12 inch engine. Fucks maxime on a daily basis too.

Maxime : Wow it's big you must be François-Alexandre.
François-Alexandre : Shut the fuck up and blow.

Maxime: master?
François-Alexandre: yes.

by dickhead777777 April 22, 2016

Françoise

Françoise is truth worthy . She’s pretty and charming and is one of the funniest person you will ever meet. Even though sometimes she could come off as the driest bitch you know, she’s loyal and will always be there for you. Because that’s who she is, she also is smart as fuck,hot, sexy and gorgeous and you should give her all your love.

- do u know Françoise ?

- yes i need a friend like her in my life ! :)

by l1ttle_wh0re July 13, 2021