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An involuntary exclamation in two parts, used when the male genitalia is accidentally caught in a zip and then freed by unzipping.
Francois-Xavier -

*zip* FRANCOIS! / *unzip* xavier...
by bigkidkong February 06, 2010

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A human of the female persuasion who is an expert in the art of the bluff, living their life balanced on the edge of truth and deception. Their career either culminates in high fortune - a life of glamorous parties and champagne baths - or tragic ruin in a Mexican penitentiary.
That Gloria beat you again, didn’t she? When will you learn that she’s a right bluffstress?
by bigkidkong July 29, 2018

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