The Forrest Whitaker

A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"

Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?

Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.

Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?

Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.

Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.

by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008

forreal forreal

When u really mean somethin

Forreal forreal, I heard she got shot

by Tee December 15, 2004

Forrest

Although commonly thought to be derived from the English word 'forest' which is a "large woody area," it is actually the reverse. It was a name, 'Forrest', first with an ancient Greek translation of "Large Penis." When looking for a name for a "large woody area," the English adapted what they already knew had "large wood," to the slightly altered spelling, 'forest.'

Basically, Forrest is a name for a person with a huge dick.

- "Wow, that guy was hung like a Forrest!"

- "Wanna go out?" "No." "Let me rephrase that, my name is Forrest, you wanna go out?" "Hell Yes!"

by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008

Forrest

The name Forrest means...He's the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's cute, smart, funny, understanding, in general just amazing. He'll make you feel like your his world whenever you talk to him. He always makes you smile and laugh, even in your worst moods. You could sit on the phone for hours with him and not say a word but never get bored. He'll tell you 'I love you' whenever you need to hear it the most. He wont let anyone get in the way of his feelings. He doesn't let people bother him. He brings out the best in you and makes you feel amazing in every way possible. He's there for you no matter what. He is willing you give you the world.

This guy is the most amazing guy on the planet, his name is Forrest.

by LipsLikeMorphine August 1, 2011

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by miller66 December 16, 2008

Mr Forrest

The sexiest chad in the entire universe. Owner and CEO of Mr. Forrest Gucci Pants™ Incorporated.

person 1: hey man, who is that cutie over there?
person 2:it's just Mr. Forrest, the sexist chad alive
Mr Forrest: *grabs ruler* I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson ;)
person 1:damn, ram ranch really rocks!

by Mr forrest gucci pants™ inc. May 24, 2020

Logan Forrester

A hogbeetle bitch that rides Bryces cock. Logan is a fucking loser that has little to no friends. Logan is still in search of a boyfriend but still no takers. If you name your kid Logan kill yourself.

Logan forrester is a cake face hogbeetle that gets no salami

by Mooncricketsimp August 2, 2020