The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.
Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?
Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!
Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?
Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.
Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!
Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?
Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.
Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
Get the facebook forensics mug.A participant in the speech half of a forensics competition; a public speaker. This noun is found within the forensics lexicon, but not the English one.
by notionridiculous March 8, 2008
Get the forensicator mug.1.The application of science to law.
2. There are many types of forensics (Science,Accounting,Psychology etc...)
3. a wierd word.
2. There are many types of forensics (Science,Accounting,Psychology etc...)
3. a wierd word.
1. attorney: this is your hair isn't it?
boy: yes, it is.
2. i'm going to be a forensic psychologist or scientist...you'll see!
3. dude, that's like, so forensic!
boy: yes, it is.
2. i'm going to be a forensic psychologist or scientist...you'll see!
3. dude, that's like, so forensic!
by Grr8jon October 12, 2004
Get the forensics mug.Forensics hunny: an attractive female that you only see on Saturdays during various NFL events. You’ve talked to her, but she does not actually know your name. One of these days, you might actually get the balls to Facebook-friend her but usually you just admire her pencil skirt from a distance.
by cantina123 November 18, 2009
Get the forensics hunny mug.A weird club that took a group of people that like talking to much and turned it into a wannabe sports team.
I can't do anything on Saturday. I have forensics.
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Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.
War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Study of the next war. Focusing on the likely not the desirable.
War gaming coupled with search results on the consequences of war or the avoidance of.
The author, robotgossip, is not a military expert but a fear expert.
I try to focus mostly on probabilities but am not shy of my own subjectivity.
Pre War Forensics example below:
Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.
Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.
Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.
Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.
Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.
NEXT!!
Depending on how far the gov goes on restructuring The United States of McDonald's, it will effect our foreign military obligations.
Rationing healthcare/money/guns will be less to spread around.
Government management is always ineffective/slow to respond to the facts on the ground. Spin the media wheel and try your luck. Chances are even a comic book will have more facts than most government reports.
Perfect timing for assholes around the world to do the voo-doo that they do so well before elections in 2012. It's almost like Billy Jack Obama is assuring a republican win.
Even with the most perfect president and citizenry, everything will be the same except no special sauce or love.
NEXT!!
by robotgossip April 24, 2010
Get the Pre War Forensics mug.as the word says, don't hate, forensicate! meaning don't be some idiotic loser, instead, join your school forensics team...no, not dead people kind of forensics, but the competitive speaking and acting kind. forensics is a fun! yay forensics!
"Gosh, you're such a freakin jerk! Seriously, don't hate, forensicate"
"Forensawhata"
"Forensicate! It's what all of the cool people do!"
"Forensawhata"
"Forensicate! It's what all of the cool people do!"
by Matannon May 15, 2006
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