Fast Food Toys

Cheap little pieces of Sh*t. Also the reason kids buy happy meals!

A Fast Food Toy? Throw it away!

Fast Food Toys by Michael Waldren July 3, 2004

Food Tumor 

Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.

" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."

"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."

Food Tumor by udrtkr1 March 25, 2010

Food Tooth 

That one spot in between two teeth that always manages to trap food.

I ate chicken wings an hour ago, and I still have some stuck in my food tooth

Food Tooth by WakeupApollo July 17, 2012

food tray 

Ghetto slang for a fat persons right hand

That nigga got knocked out cold by that big nigga's food tray

food tray by FYM_Worldstar December 19, 2013

food tuk 

food tuk

A tuk-tuk which has been converted into a miniature food truck. A food tuk can be used sell street food, cater events, or simply be a decorative kiosk for food.

While the larger food trucks had to park on the street, Zaguate Food Tuk was able to pull around and park by the pool.

food tuk by Lil Pepper Pants March 5, 2020

Fast Food Titties 

When, male or female, a person tends to eat a lot of fast food and developes large, pudgy breasts.

"I think I might ask Laura out!"
"Ewww, she has fast food titties!"

"Umm... Janet, do you think I've gotten fat?"
"Yeah! Look at those fast food titties!"
"Sob!"

Fast Food Titties by Aly_77 October 24, 2008

Johnny's Food Truck

Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.

"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"

Johnny's Food Truck by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020