Foody

A common misspelled rendition of "foodie."

Foodie:A fat kid pretentious enough to think up a special word to describe their desperate longing for anything to shove down their face. They'll often claim to be "food enthusiasts" or to have "refined tastes," but they're usually lying.
"I got tired of telling people I had a 'glandular problem,' so I decided to start calling myself a foody instead. It frees me of those negative connotations and leaves me to be become as lardy as I see fit."

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Either a 27 year old woman with a boob job, or a gay man with a great job. Both claim to have many friends that are also foodies. They see Rachael Ray have foodgasms and expect the same from Burger King.

They spend too much money trying to emulate food celebrities they see on Bravo, and do ridiculous activities like going out in a party of 10 to a Kobe beef tasting.

Essentially, if you call yourself a "foodie", you aren't one; or you aren't what you think it means. A firefighter would not walk up to a burning building, criticize the flames, and proclaim that he and his coworkers are firefighters.
"This restaurant sucked, me and all my friends are foodies, and my steak wasn't hot enough, and there were some sea salt crystals on my bread."
by Satt Fart August 19, 2009
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foody

a surface covered by miscellany, unidentifiable bits of food particles.
All my lazy, couch potato roommate ever does is sit watching tv with his fingers in a snack box while wearing a foody wife beater.
by paul-inator June 02, 2004
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Foody is like a Furry, though instead of it being an anthropomorphic animal, its an anthropomorphic food.
People who are a Foody may have Foodsonas just like fursonas!
Jordan: I'm coming out... I'm a foody
Max: Bro me too, my foodsonas a Peanut
Jordan: Rad! Mines popcorn :D
by Jubie-Jub April 07, 2023
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A foodie is Someone who THINKS they know something about food and the science of cooking. Or even the restaurant industry. Not knowing that cook who just sent out their Precious "Seared Ahi with Lemon Pepper Crotch Crickets en Crote" just got a BJ in the walk-in from your waitress. Who took your order with dick on her breath I might add. Also the reason she's perky tonite is not because she likes her job it's the COKE.
My! my! my! Ethel. Aren't these Dingle Berries a la Supreme Fantastic! Yes Chandler and my Tube Steak Terrine is Fab! C'est Manifique! It's great being a foodie isn't it!
by Chef Deez Nuts January 16, 2007
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Also sometimes spelled, "foody", this word describes a person who enjoys food on another level. A foodie Often says "mmm" while they chew, and gets mouth watery from the hashtag #foodporn on Instagram. A foody looks for new restaurants to try new foods of all shapes and sizes. Different from a food critic, a foodie does not try only spendy small portioned dishes, but tries all foods.
I am a total foodie, I'll try any culture's food.
by Sparklefoodie November 30, 2015
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Derives from the street slang term for rock cocaine or "food".

A "foody", is person who is dependant on a drug, usually crack cocaine.
Yo, what's wrong with this "foody"?!?!

You're smoking everyday! You're turning into a fucken "foody"!
by The "Mandem" boys May 27, 2007
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