straight folded

When you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. You are "Straight Folded."

Yo, I just drank a fifth of henny and smoked this fat blunt. I am STRAIGHT FOLDED.

by the count of monte cristo December 26, 2006

texas fold'em

A card game very similar to Texas Hold'em, except that the objective is to fold as soon as possible.

Player 1: I fold.
Player 2: I fold.
Player 3: I fold.

by supaDISC December 31, 2004

Folder

A combination of getting fatter and older

It's amazing how much folder I feel today

by Deli Meatz December 26, 2010

Foldemort

A nickname for your enemy's vagina. A reference to her "Harry P.", if you will.

Her Foldemort swallowed him whole.

by AnotherOne) June 3, 2016

foldered

To put paperwork in a file because some jackass wants you to stay busy.

Since you got all that done, why don't you get the rest of your shit foldered before close of business!

by NARZE February 9, 2010

blind folded logan rackley attack

a wrestling move often used by red-headed ufc fighters, where you throw your arm around there face there for blind folding them, this move was invented by a wrester named logan rackley

did u see that fight last night, tito ortiz pulled off the "blind folded logan rackley attack" on kimbo slice.

by chase1989 January 14, 2010

folded bologna

An extremely classy term for a vagina. Most commonly used by the most civilized of gentleman.

Man, she had some dry folded bologna!

by Jerry The Big Cat February 23, 2008