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fnord

A phrase or sentence that doesn't seem to make any sense.
It is often used in Usenet and other computer circles to indicate a random or surreal sentence; anything out of context (intentionally or not) may be labelled "fnord".
Also:
Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.
Fnord is toast without bread.
Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.
Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in Fnord's navel.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for Helvetica.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.
"Say, Bob, how did your open heart surgery go?"

"Pretty well, Steve. My mother got an A on her addition test and went on to become a world class chef."

Fnord fnord fnord
by SOLEJIMMY July 20, 2008
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ferdinando

A Big sexy Italian who teaches accounting and business management, who has a fetish for Asians. Ferdi is normally very good a sliding with the girls.
that guy is so big, he must be a Ferdinando
by Not Joshua March 17, 2018
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ferdows

Ferdows is a sexy person,more likely the sexiest persons you kno and someone called ferdows usually have waves.his personality is very amazing and he can make you laugh with a snap of his fingers
Oh look at ferdows,wanna go get an autograph?
by ferdows May 31, 2019
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Franz Ferdinand

1. Archduke killed and started WWI, yeah yeah, everyone's heard it.

2. Scottish band with pure originality and great lyrics along with catchy tunes. With Alex Kapranos and his wonderful voice, he makes Franz Ferdinand a much more fun band to listen to.
1. History is boring, but when I heard the name Franz Ferdinand, I started dancing in the middle of class.

2. I went to the Franz Ferdinand concert and I threw my bra onto the stage and Alex Kapranos looked very startled.
by Lani July 19, 2004
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ferda boys

Something that is specifically made for the boys.
Person 1: What are Saturday’s for?

Person 2: FERDA BOYS
by your loving mom November 23, 2018
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Ferdimerdima

Means anything. It can be used as an adjective, adverb, or interjection.
“Ferdimerdima”
by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 22, 2020
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Ferdacity

The level of how ferda an individual is and how likely they are to be fer da boys. Kids from Long Island, otherwise knows as Flids, tend to argue that they are more ferda than the average human -- this is false information. It is believed that all people were born with the same level of ferdacity, and one increases in ferdacity by doing heinous things for their boys #nohomo.
Harris: Guys, Ziggy made pancakes! His ferdacity level is off the charts!

Jake: So fucking ferda....so fucking well respected....
by yourlocalgarvin May 5, 2020
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