by Half Jrod rl chi flsndof tbsp March 20, 2021
A wet noodle type of person. They suck the energy out of the room, a total buzzkill. Whenever you are at your highest, a flurp takes you to your lowest.
by WETPUP January 29, 2017
Last Tuesday my girlfriend and I were getting freaky, she asked me to eat her ass and proceeded by getting offended when I called her a flurp.
by steve harvey is daddy March 2, 2019