Purple Flurp

Suck a dudes dick so hard it turns purple then you flip his ass over and do the same to the Asshole

I gave him such a purple flurp he couldn’t walk or shit right for a week

by Half Jrod rl chi flsndof tbsp March 19, 2021

Flurp

A wet noodle type of person. They suck the energy out of the room, a total buzzkill. Whenever you are at your highest, a flurp takes you to your lowest.

I wanted to smoke another bowl, but that flurp wouldn't let me!

by WETPUP January 28, 2017

Flurp

The sound that is made when a wet vagina comes in contact with your partners wet skin after intercourse. Similar to the sound of cheeks clapping.

“After we had sex my vagina fluped against his leg.” Flurping is a fun sound

by Freakykink May 28, 2024

flurp

Noise made from a wet or loose fart

Katy let out a huge flurp

by Gazzah76 April 3, 2022

flurped

Sound emenating from snail coitus

"Dude that snail just flurped"

by Toad road July 12, 2015

flurp

One whos ass looks like that of Pinocchios face.

Last Tuesday my girlfriend and I were getting freaky, she asked me to eat her ass and proceeded by getting offended when I called her a flurp.

by steve harvey is daddy March 2, 2019

Flurping

The act of Edging for a set amount of time before you shit yourself

Bro you gotta try flurping it was crazy!

by Masterbaiter42 January 8, 2025