flapping

shaking one's willy in an eccentric and exciting manner. often resulting in hilarious and wet consequences. can be used as a form of foreplay or to attract other people to engage in the mating process, much like a peacock displays her feathers to attract a mate. a male human will often display his willy in an appealing way to gain sexual prowess.

i am going to use my extreme flapping capabilities to attract a mate at the club tonight.

by sfccurtyla November 11, 2013

big flapping vagina

A man who is exceedingly cowardly; a person having no backbone or fortitude. Superlative of pussy.

I can't believe that J.D. Drew says he's hurt and can't play AGAIN! What a big flapping vagina.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

candy flipper

One who rolls on ecstasy and then drops acid right after.

She is a candy flipper.

by Me May 3, 2004

Flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.

According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber Turd received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she really is!

by BarbossasPeriwig May 26, 2022

Flappy Ending

Like a happy ending, except the man isn't really that into it.

She charged me an extra $20 because my flappy ending took 15 minutes!

by LoLcosTacos September 1, 2013

Flappy Bird Slump

When you are playing flappy bird and you are getting extremely frustrated because you can't get past the first pipe.

A: man what are you freaking at your phone for
B: dude I'm in a flappy bird slump

by co_ January 31, 2014

Flapped it

A person who chickened out and ran away from a challenge and / or a fight.

Person 1: Aw mate, how was Jake and John's fight yesterday?
Person 2: It was complete and utter shit! John absolutely flapped it!

by HoldenAlucard July 16, 2016