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Florindu

A small religion which was founded in 2009 by Florinda and Florinda's doggy. Florindus believe in violence, sexual acts and internet addictions. They tend to worship in small areas or underneath tables. They worship the Florindu god who is called Florinda. She often brings luck to Florindu's and encourages them to do the right thing in tough situations. Florindu's communicate with Florinda through nosecalls. These are simply conversations transmitted through the nose.

A Florindu language is also developing which includes words such as 'Shrinehinetrine' meaning hello.

This religion is targeted at younger people and is rapidly growing thoroughout the world.
Florindu Beth and Florindu Jess were in trouble.
FB: what are we going to do?
FJ: i know i'll ask Florinda (presses down her nose)

Shrinehinetrine Florinda, we need your help!

Within minutes the problem was sorted.
by ShrineHineTrine July 12, 2010
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The Banter Is Flowing

This phrase is used after somebody has just ripped another person and it is too harsh to laugh. So to break the tension and to try to diffuse the situation, a third person says in a deep Nigerian accent " THE BANTER IS FLOWING" and then everyone can then laugh without feeling harsh.
Will: Your a cock Dylan! No wonder your mum made me wear a condom when I fucked her, she doesn't want another fucking accident like you!

**awkward silence**

Danny: "THE BANTER IS FLOWING"

**everybody laughs**

banter rip ripped awkward silence
by Sherrilad August 20, 2013
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Floving

Refers to facebook loving. Through use of positive facebook notifications eg. liking somebodies activity, sending of messages, comments or updating a status.

There are different variations of floving- flove, floved etc.
"I showed Leah some floving yesterday"
"I found that so funny I floved it" commented about a situation that occured on facebook
"I'm appreciating all this floving"
by TeabagginsFlovesLaney January 13, 2010
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Floxinoxinifilification

The act of belittling a thing or person.
"How dare you Floxinoxinifilificate me!"
by Vladimir October 25, 2004
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flavin

Commonly used term by those who posses certain "Jerry Lewis-like" qualities*, usually found superfluously at the end of a sentence.

*ie. Professor Frink of The Simpsons.
Please don't be touching my machine or you could be causing us terribble pain with the Ouch, and the Flavin...
by Ryan-michael Lindsay October 10, 2004
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floink

An occurence during the act of intercourse wherein the male apparatus slips out of the female oriface during thrusting.
I was banging a fat chick and I must have floinked at some point because I came inside one of her stomach rolls.
by franko jim August 24, 2006
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flovie

When a woman doesn't like receiving flowers after an argument with her partner..... that said partner will buy her a movie in place of the flowers.
Brooke was a total d*ick all day, and to apologize she got Tessa a flovie!! Also meaning that a flovie is a movie instead of flowers!!!!
by Mr.e March 27, 2015
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