cum guzzling floosy

a girl who can suck two cocks at once while smoking a cigarette

after a few drinks she turns into a cum guzzling floosy

by Pubesfish March 11, 2004

flossy

A state of severe inebriation for methamphetamine users. Characterized by aural and visual hallucinations, psychosis, and temporary impairment of one's cognitive and motor functions. Usually follows an extended period of drug induced fasting and sleep deprivation.

I'm so flossy that I can't even drive, let alone fly that plane, and that fucking statue keeps singing Carly Simon songs to me, must get some sleep!

by Flossy Spacek September 16, 2009

Flossy Rabbit

One of the three main characters from writer Matthew Reynolds' critically acclaimed fable Queer Rabbit, a 21st century tale about the ordinary lives of three gay hares romping and prancing about the prairies of modern-day America.

A smart-talking social butterfly with downey, flaxen fur, Flossy Rabbit tended bar and lived under the pseudonym Justin.

Flossy Rabbit kicked up his paws with delight when the leprechaun handed him Mariah Carey concert tickets and a bag o' lively sparkles to take with him.

by Matt*ee January 16, 2010

flossy gouderjaan

A flossy is uaslly very big in size, if they were to start running they would not be able to stop they would be like a freight train and anything in there way would be sucked inside of its rolls, they are very fond of twelve year olds by the name of Declan

Did you hear about the flossy gouderjaan that happened in Iraq, yeah it destroyed a whole town, everything got sucked into its fat rolls

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

Office Flossy

Office assistant, bending over purposefully to show off her thong.

There she goes, dropping her files again. She's such an 'office flossy.'

Look, sitting at the table... You can see her thong. She's got such an 'office flossy.'

by zac_c December 31, 2007

Flossyrockstar

A bloke that works with metal finding thingys

Flossyrockstar

by The earths creator March 16, 2009

flossy adams

An endearing term for a vulnerable lady.

" do you want me to carry those heavy shopping bags for you flossy Adams?"

by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013