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Flossed

The past tense of the word "flaw", which is an adjective used to describe a person who just bailed, or frequently bails, on commitments. This especially applies to flaking out on social plans, such as going to clubs, theme parks, the movies, concerts, and going on dates.

If someone was flaw to you, they flossed you.
Michael: Bro, are we goin' out tonight?

Brandon: Nah man, I have a chemistry test tomorrow... I gotta study.

Michael: Dude, that's so flaw... you said you would go. You flossed me.
by EmDeeAr October 21, 2011
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flossing

The act of putting a towel between the legs then pulling it back and forth for the purpose of drying ones crotch after a shower. This act is usually spotted at the change rooms in the gym where the towels are shared by the public.
look how hard that guy is flossing, that towel has skid marks.

check it out, that guy flossed his towel brown. Its the last time i'm using the towels here.
by Ofir Dav January 5, 2009
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Flossing

To perform oral sex with a partner who has a vast quantity of pubic hair.
-Katie was flossing Stephen all night long.
by giantdickblackguy December 31, 2010
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floss

flossing is something you should do for your teeth
mom:did you floss today
rest of family:no why
by random user 2 May 19, 2020
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Flossing

Seeing how far one can get their own duck up their own ass.
“I’m LeBron James and when I’m not slamming dunks I like flossing”
by Itsprobablyghost July 5, 2021
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flossing

Driving thur a neighborhood for the reason to be seen by other people especially the opposite sex (Cruizing)
Them cats were flossing thur here the other day.
by Baydog November 15, 2004
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floss

The sexual act involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a sex partner by the use of the mouth, tongue, teeth or throat; Done by straight pimps.
"Yo man, how was your night?" "Shit was bogus until she let me floss her."
by Papa Swagg Daddy November 2, 2011
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