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floral crown

When a man is getting titty fucked or a blowjob, and at the last moment pulls out and cums all over the woman's forehead and hair. Similar to a pearl necklace but above the eyes instead of below the chin.
After the concert, I took that hippy chick back to my room, totally gave her a floral crown!
by Goldeneye0716 June 4, 2016
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Floral Wallpaper

When your having sex in a flower patch or any area with high amounts of greenery and your girls back gets covered with sweaty, sticky remenants of the vegetation.
"Did Kim and Eric just have sex?"

"Oh yeah, I could spot that floral wallpaper from a mile away!"
by PancakeDinner January 18, 2017
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Floral Bliss

Floral Bliss is when a floral designer uses a left over long stem rose and fellates it off of your manhood one pedal at a time. Used in a sentence, "Damn, that girl that did our flowers at our wedding is a master of the floral bliss, you gotta call her!"
Cheryl from the Flower Shop gives the best Floral Bliss Bro, give her a call...
by Ihateyourcousin February 8, 2014
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Floral Park

Best town in the history of Earth. Drinking all day and all night. Have the best place on Earth in the heart of the town, Belmont Park/Racetrack. Floral Park Memorial High School as of 2008-2009 school year was rated top 50 high schools in the country, including private schools. Great athletes, great scholars, while managing to drink 5 days a week in the summer and basically the same during the winter. Have a mix of every kind of person you can possibly imagine but in the end, all Floral Parkers.
typical day in floral park, go to belmont, get your afternoon/evening going right, lose 20 bucks on the ponies, get angry after that so you drink more, walk over the racetrack illegally so u dont have to walk around, go straight to town where you will start at any of the bars and end up going to all of them to find the crowd, do some drugs afterwards, taxi home
by 50 beer king May 26, 2009
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Floral Park

A nice suburban, upper-middle class neighborhood. Half of Floral Park belongs to Nassau County and the other half belongs to Queens. Floral Park is also home to the best bakery on Long Island, Buttercooky Bakery.
I'm looking for a home in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood in close proximity to the city. Any suggestions?

Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.
by karma12 March 23, 2010
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Floral

Noun. Stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue or lips. Like "oral" but "floral", because of the flora that inhabit the vaginal canal.
He wouldn't give me floral, so I wouldn't give him head.
by karmaapolice May 29, 2009
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flogalot

Flog is golf spelled backwards so flogalot refers to an avid but bad golfer. Loves the game but no skills or handicapped.
That poor soul is a flogalot. (Upon witnessing a well equipped but poor golfer.)
by Golfing flogalot September 13, 2016
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