Flowtard

Billy Owen

Dan: You get the new flowmaster muffler?
Justin: Yeah the flowtard just sold me his

by flowtarduser1234 May 25, 2018

Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009

floatard

Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.

Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.

by The Great Badger October 17, 2008

Floorbeards

mispellage of floorboards

'lets go under the floorbeards!'

by invetor of floorbeards January 12, 2010

Footard

Bastardisation of Fucktard. Usually used to describe a child with other children near and you do not want them to hear you swear.

Jeees, how much of a footard was Sam today. He kicked his gramps square in the love spuds and bruised his grans left breasticle when he headbutted her puppies. That boy is becoming a footard.

by Walsallandnotarapist!woohoo! September 18, 2012

Floorboard Bitch

One who lives on the floorboards of their home.

Can't afford any bed sheets and is miserable and unhappy because of that.

The only type of bitch that knows what crawls on the floor at night is a floorboard Bitch.

by Donn July 10, 2018

floorboard

synonomous to gay but not so queers wont get offended

rebecca is such a floorboard

by lol09876432 December 18, 2018