flootered

Extremely drunk

Dude I was so flootered last night

by DucksJustCuz98 March 17, 2017

Flooper

When your about to get nudes but then they change their mind

Dude What a flooper I was about to get nudes but then she said no

by No handlebars October 23, 2019

flooperhaffit

the y chromosome is the root of all evil, and im bored now. varying lengths of o's can change severity and/or eliminate the boredom function of the statement.

"FLOOPERHAFFIT my boyfriend is such an asshole!"

by Manda July 26, 2004

Flooper

The backwards energy charge most commenly given by an oven
See oven

Joe's faulty oven ommitted a sizeable discharge of Flooper

by SGSeries August 9, 2004

flooper

The act of having your nose engulfed by a vagina while getting a lap dance, or muff diving.

JC was at the strip club last night and a stripper flipped upside down on him and gave him a flooper.

by CCB August 17, 2004

Flootershy

When your anus is too scared to take a poop. A take off of a German slang.

Bob: Some guy was in the stall next to me, I was total Flootershy
Jan: OMG I know, I get flootershy whenever i'm in school.

by Babyblaxs September 15, 2012

Flooper

An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong

For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.

by SetterMama January 22, 2012