Floofyboop

A floofyboop is when a soft mammal pokes ya'll with their nose
Not a cat, not a dog, they gotta be fluffier than those
Mice, rats, bunnies, hares or porcupines,
squirrels and chinchillas will also do just fine
They got the softest fur you will ever get to feel
Silent but no deadly, your sadness they can heal

The rabbit floofybooped my foot and her love I felt
Ya'll wish you could floofyboop, but being human, you just can't

by CookieGolem March 28, 2022

floofy

Adjective describing something that is fluffy and/or poofy, that is to say, extremely soft to the touch and lacking mass.

My bed's so floofy, it's like sleeping on a cloud.

by Stephanie M. January 16, 2004

floof

Hair that is very fluffy to the extent of being fluffier than the fluffiest cloud you've ever seen.

Eli's hair has maxed out on the floof bar.

by mayhemicBear February 27, 2014

floofy

Very fluffy and soft in feeling, usually associated with freshly blow dried hair or fuzzy, fleece like materials.

My dog's fur was extremely floofy after being freshly washed.

by icecream1119 December 31, 2017

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

by Stbm January 4, 2003

Floof

(noun form) 1. Something soft and fluffy to the touch
2. Anything adorable, loveable, or darling that inspires mushy feelings in someone.

(verb form) 1. To feel and/or express the mushy feelings inspired by something adorable, loveable, or darling.

(Noun form)
1. "The little chick's soft feathers were floofy and yellow."
2. "I saw them kissing yesterday- it was the best floof I've seen all week."

(Verb form)
1(a). "She's so cute when she talks like that! I'm floofing all over!"
1(b). "Something really romantic happened today- I'll floof about it to you later."

by Suu July 30, 2008

Floof

The glorious hair style worn by Martin L. Gore in the 1980's.

Man, Martin's Floof is looking damn fine tonight.

by addieeeeeee January 16, 2009