floober

when you are overly sarcastic

I floobered her so bad, I told her that I didn't know who Lil' Wayne was

by shntrnr March 9, 2015

floober

sweet heart

she was his floober

by tim stevens March 16, 2003

Flember

When peanut butter and bread lodges in the back of your throat.

"Dude, I just had an awesome PP&J sandwhich, but im getting some flember"

"Man that sucks, drink some milk"

by itssbeccers22 March 23, 2009

Flobberweavel

1. A completely self adsorbed, egotistical, douche that lacks the essentials to have sex

2. A vibrating rotating sex toy

1. Tyler is a complete flobberweavel

2. Tyler used the flobberweavel on me and it was excellent

by Munchey October 9, 2011

Floberdick

A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.

The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.

by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013

Floober

A flat, floating rock that is very mushy

Oooh, look it's a floober!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Flimbermaschism

The belief that your friend is an idiot that is so disgustingly stupid that they are unable to see their idiocy

I’m experiencing flimbermaschism because of Ben right now.

by Owenhh April 21, 2020