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flogging the log

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".
by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012
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Cock Flogging

The punishing of somebody by beating them excessivley and forcefully with your cock
I saw Jim Cock Flogging Jane in the closet last night
by Beachedwhale59 April 24, 2011
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flodding

When a human with the male genitalia, swings, shakes or slaps their genitalia around without the assistance of the hands whilst using rotation of the hips and/or movement of the knees to create any form of movement of the genitalia.
"When I get out of the shower and look in the mirror, i begin to flod", "Flodding is a great form of exercise" and "Men in jail enjoy flooding in the shower room".
by scottyboobotty April 14, 2014
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Flogging Molly

truely a great band but don't download songs - buy them...
btw: devils dance floor is a pretty cool song, but 'whats left of the flag' is even better
*humppahummpahummpa* 0_o
by unknown-reader May 13, 2003
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Flogging Dolphin

When you bang a chick doggy style and flail your arms out making dolphin sounds like jim carrey in ace ventura.
John did the flogging dolphin last night when he was banging the forehead girl.
by Eric boner October 17, 2007
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Fecal Flogging

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.
Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.
by DJerak G August 12, 2012
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flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.
Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.
by stu19 May 7, 2009
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