slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

flobbengrafter

These are massive mouths which love to eat fast-food deformaties,such as Mr.Taytoopelicious and Mr.Nuggellations etc etc.They can be killed off with only certain brands of mouthwash and toothpaste

Argh,thar be a Flobbengrafter in thy midst of it all!

by Dil Preston July 21, 2004

Clobbering a snake

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.

I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.

by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010

flubbering

acting foolish at 4am on new years

dam man, he is flubbering too much!

by jelly mere January 7, 2010

cock-slobbering cum dumpster

Jordan's slutty mother

Almost every male residing within 97.3 miles of her can testify to this fact, and is therefore, a valid example of how she is a cock-slobbering cum dumpster.

by Dirty Sanchezzz November 10, 2008

Flobbing

The act of not washing your hands after you've been to the toilet.

That's disgusting, she's flobbing.

by 90's kid October 24, 2012

Slobbering Sammy

Wet willy's fun uncle. Basically, you tongue punch someones inner ear to enhance the disgusting feeling of wet ear. It's funny as hell, but watch out for strangers could be taken sexually.

Person 1: "Ew, did that tall guy just give you a wet willy?"

Person 2: "No! That douche stuck his tongue all the way in my ear! WTF!"

Person 3: "Haha, a Slobbering Sammy, nice...."

by Jdiamondpockets January 6, 2020