floater

one party of a relationship that sits back and enjoys the ride, never plans dates, in it for the physical stuff, still enjoys your company but really isnt in it for the long run.

sami just accused her boyfriend of being a floater, he was so mad that she thought he would sink to that level

by mrs_spoons January 6, 2011

Floater

1. A highly overlooked modern rock band with songs like "Cinema" "Endless II" "Independance Day" etc. They are as far from Mainstream as you can get, having never been on MTV even though they're hugely popular to the few who know of them. They often do live concerts..

2. Alternatively, the word "Floater" is more commonly known as a piece of feces that will not flush down the toilet and thus "Floats" on the surface.

1.Yo man, I saw Floater live last night! they were fuckin' awesome!

2. Don't go in that bathroom, some fat bastard left a gnarly floater in there!

by Andrew187 April 26, 2005

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

Floater

Faeces floating in toilet bowl that remain after flushing.

You walk in the toilet and there are small lumps of s**t floating in the water. You come out and say "Who left the floater?"

by Karen Saunders December 9, 2008

Floater

Someone who most likely has more than one job and works P/T for a company that calls them when they need someone to cover a shift or eliminate overtime. Sometimes they work as little as once a week.

Boss: Last week our floater worked 8 hours and he's not schedule for another 2 weeks.

Worker: That's sure one hard working negro. A true hustla.

by Hard Working Niglet April 28, 2009

Floater

A racist name for a mexican. Since most mexicans swim across the Rio Grande to the United States. The mexican govt. dumps crap in the river, so you can say the swim next to floater.

Shut up and make me a Taco you floater.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003