florida juice

Another name for Gatorade. Native Floridian slang for the beverage.

Person 1: "Do you have any Florida juice?"

Person 2: "Yes, would you like red or blue?"

by Florida Womannne April 2, 2019

Florida Man

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.

Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot

by i hate sjws August 26, 2017

Florida Man

The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.

Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?

by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019

florida steam pipe

When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.

The Florida Steam pipe

Rob told me that he and JImmy love to give each other Florida Steam Pipes!!

by Rexlba July 6, 2019

Trilby Florida

Trilby Florida is a rural town with a Community Center, Post office and a Methodist Church in the heart of town. It was a busy railroad town back in it's hayday. The Greater Trilby Community Association is a non-profit organization that started in late 2001 by a local community leader/activist. Denny Sharkey Mihalinec. This group covers the Trilby,Lacoochee and Trilacoochee areas residents needs. Such as food,clothing,housing,youth programs,computer room,library and job assistance & so much more. It is also known for it's 47 mile trail called the Withlacoochee State Trail.

Are you going to see Trilby Florida? The old railroad town? Maybe the Withlacoochee state trail near Owensboro park....

by Trilby Citizen December 5, 2010

Florida man

A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza

1:“did you see that man naked running on the streets?”
2:“yea, must be Florida man.”

by J R 696969 October 28, 2019

Florida Stinker

A blunt that's been farted on

Guy: Try this i gave it the good ol Florida Stinker

by juice sauce n dressing January 24, 2019