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Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.
I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!
by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020
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Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.
I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!
by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021
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Fleshlight cum-sucker

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.
There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!
by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021
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Fleshlight sex

where a woman has a fleshlight inserted in her vagina and a man inserts his dick inside the fleshlight, and continuously thrust back and forth.
man that fleshlight sex was almost as good as the real thing.
by CJ Frodge January 3, 2008
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by ILIKETOFUCKFLESHLIGHTS May 9, 2018
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Fleshlight Orgy

When you gather 5 or more Fleshlights together and have masturbate with them all in one session!
While Shaun's wife was away, he rounded up a bunch of fleshlights and got busy in the living room. He had so many he fingered, licked and fucked until the tank was dry and he could GlurbleFluckering no more!

It was a successful Fleshlight Orgy
by PoOpa FoOker February 13, 2021
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Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket

Just as the name suggests. This masturbatory act consists of performing an Alabama Hot Pocket on a fleshlight. Often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Dear diary, I didn't want to give my bird a UTI so I snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a Fleshlight Alabama Hot Pocket
by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016
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