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Flat Earther

A low IQ science denying idiot (most of which are also whackjob conspiracy theorists and antivaxxers) who believes the Earth is flat but could never come up with any intelligent arguments to prove his or her point. These people are far too stupid to even qualify to ride a short bus, probably from banging their head against the roof of said bus far too many times as a child.
Buzz: Have you saw that documentary I sent you earlier on flat earth theory?
Max: Yeah, it was complete bunk.
Buzz: How so?
Max: No actual science to back it up for one thing, just a bunch of anecdotal crap from a group of low IQ simps
Bruce: Science is overrated and is a crock
Max: OK, glad to see that you lack any degree of common sense and intelligence. Can't wait until you become a victim of natural selection. If you take a group of 5 or 6 of you flat earther types, you MIGHT finally reach a combined IQ of 30...if you're lucky.
by Fuckhead Farley August 27, 2021
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a fucking dumbass who fucking got fucked up in the head,hitting his head so many damn times on a brick as a child and always getting fucked up on pills as a child
guy1:the earth is flat
guy2:shut the fuck up you flat earther you degenerate fuck
by fire pro YT November 19, 2018
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Flat Earthers

People who put years of research and hardwork into waste by considering the Earth to be flat. These people are probably retards from birth.
I'm phobic towards flat earthers.
by Nerdo_160 January 15, 2021
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Did you know that the natural habitats of a "Flat Earther" are the YouTube comment sections of Flat Earth videos?
by ihaetschool December 19, 2020
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A person who believes that the earth is flat.
by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017
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Flat Earther

One who pursues the notion the Earth is flat and discredits any valid scientific reasoning which proves otherwise.
Karen is a flat earther who receives all her information from Dr Google and Facebook and rejects scientific consensus to back up that the Earth is actually a sphere.
by UltimateDoge July 1, 2021
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he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart
by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019
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