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flashbang

Once intercourse has ended, the male busts in the females eyes..thus rendering her sight, not being able to see, flashbanging her.
"I flashbanged the hoe after we fucked, she was blind and fell down the stairs"
by MarkHats December 26, 2007
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flashbang

The devil woman's conniving tactic to (re)insert themselves into a man's life via sexual practice on a bro.

Dubbed flashbang because it is comparable to the disorienting nature of a flashbang grenade. One does not see or think clearly for a temporary amount of time after said flashbanging has resulted upon them.

This is often done by a "Ratchet" Ex-girlfriend who doesn't deserve to be with the said bro and shortly afterwords begins to weasel their way back into a comfortable status quo so they can suck all life from the target and all bros (and bras) of said target.
to flashbang :

"Dude, did you hear what happened with Randy and Galinda?"

"We've talked about this bro. Those two names are never to be mentioned in the same sentence."

"Dude, I know, but we have a code black."

"I've never even heard of code black."

"Dude. I know...She flashbanged him!"

"My god!...Whats the status?"

"Kill confirmed. That but fucking whore`s gottem.
by Chaluupa Batman December 11, 2012
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flashbang

1. To fuck a girl really fast in any orpheus.
2. A stun grenade
Kevin flashbang my pussy please.
by GriffeyJR February 26, 2009
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flashbanged

when you write FLASHBANG on a piece of paper, hand it to someone and once they read it you shank them.
DUDE I GAVE KEVIN A FLASHBANG then we shanked the shit outa him. o man it got everywhere....
by atticus February 19, 2005
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Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.
"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."
by Chief_582 April 17, 2022
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Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."
by Cavalirium June 4, 2021
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flashbang

(s.) A spontaneaous and short intercourse.
by Johan Fredriksen April 14, 2006
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