Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Faptionary

Faptionary. Noun- A file in any type of media format that is kept by an individual that it refers to often for reference in support if successful masterbation sessions.

"Well I struck out at the bar tonight. Looks like I'll be pulling out my Faptionary when I get home to service myself. Again."

by shotgun shippy April 27, 2017

Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.

Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.

by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

Flarping

The act of Fapping while Larping

Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!

by Drewk005 November 7, 2019

Fartiono

when a Italian fart sounds good

“What a nice fartiono”

by NotAyden November 14, 2020

Flarping

The sound your vagina makes when it's oversized.

Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.

by Nichaha February 25, 2021