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garga flarp

When u r mad u say garga flarp
by Zach Tyler December 7, 2013
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NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!
"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"
by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021
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Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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Flarp

by gh98764 June 15, 2018
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Flarp

Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.
Flarp
by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023
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Flarp

An offensive name to call someone.
Snoof, you're such a Flarp.
by Puh_the_Homeless_man September 15, 2020
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Flarp

Kids toy from a dollar store that makes fart like noises and is putty like.
Pussy when wet sounds like flarp.
by CAT1015 March 13, 2015
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