Flarp

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

by stupidvelcro January 22, 2024

flarp

the action of farting on someone's penis while they're penetrating you

*farts while being fucked*

"oh wow you just flarped on my cock"

by 0x616c697361 April 8, 2024

Flarp

A really wet, nasty queef from a girl who hasn't showered in a month or longer.

"I was having some fun time with my mud buddy, then when I went to leave I heard her let out a giant flarp."

by NOOPLEASEHELPMEPLEASE April 9, 2024

FLARP

Acronym for Faux Live Action Roleplay, the act of claiming to LARP while not LARPing or knowing what LARP means, basically claim without praxis.

guy 1: am i a true larp yet?
guy 2: dude you own all the books and merchandise of (series), and you don't even know what LARP means, you're FLARPing.

by snailsfordinner January 26, 2026

Flarp

A word for any place, person, action, object, or state of mind

My buddy had 3 four lokos so he’s lowkey flarped up on the couch right now.

by Stouse January 30, 2026

Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.

dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey

by bigpenisjew May 12, 2011

Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 17, 2011