Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 17, 2011

NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021

Flarp

Kids toy from a dollar store that makes fart like noises and is putty like.

Pussy when wet sounds like flarp.

by CAT1015 March 13, 2015

Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Flarping

The act of Fapping while Larping

Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!

by Drewk005 November 7, 2019

flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019

Flarp

When you fail while flirting with someone.

“Man, Kyle today totally bombed talking to Susy. He Flarped that shit.”

by minecraftlord678 August 14, 2019