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Flapjacks

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.
Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!
by Rocco1 December 7, 2003
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sticky flapjack

when you cum in between your partners ass cheeks while they are asleep so when they wake up, their ass cheeks are stuck together.
I tried to shit today but I couldn't because Ronnie gave me a sticky flapjack.

This chick fell asleep at a party so I decided to give her a sticky flapjack.
by Hominahomina March 29, 2009
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Flapjacking

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.
Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.
by crankbait July 27, 2012
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flippin flapjack

A substitute for the overly used phrase Freakin' A! Also means holy h*ll, holy f*&k, etc.
Flippin flapjack! Thats a big body of water.
by Blair73 June 18, 2008
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indonesian flapjack

When a Komodo Dragon watches you have sex, whilst eating a full breakfast, including sausages. (Not that Brown and Serve crap)
Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!
by FlapjackKong January 24, 2014
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slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling
'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'
by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014
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Flapjackie

Breasts that are mishapen, flat, and hideous, with large nipples.
"her tits are almost as bad as flapjackie's"

always retorted with, "nah dude, nothings THAT bad!"
by natepro July 4, 2004
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