Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Hwy. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."
- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...
by alvit May 15, 2009
Get the emergency flasher mug.Mildly derogatory. A new hire who is raring to go and to "make a difference" in his new job. Usually looked at with disdain or amusement by long-time co-workers. Phrase is often used among law enforcement personnel, but also used in workplace.
"John just mopped the entire men's room and then replaced the paper towels, and then told the chief about it."
"Yeah. That's not even part of his job. He's a real blue flamer."
"Yeah. That's not even part of his job. He's a real blue flamer."
by JamesOfGreatLength June 22, 2021
Get the Blue Flamer mug.A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.
So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.
by TheUnknownSoldier October 11, 2006
Get the flasher fitz mug.Over-exceedingly having the characteristics of a homosexual. May be cause my excitement, or sugar rush. Typically, the person is not a homosexual.
Why are you wearing a unicorn rainbow shirt Fred?! and why are u touching my ass?! Gosh ur a flamerainbow.
by Patou19 January 26, 2010
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Goofus: I love that song Takin it to the Streets that Taylor Hicks sings
Gallant: That song is by the Doobie Brothers
Goofus: Who the hell is that
Gallant: You are such a Copyright Flamer
Gallant: That song is by the Doobie Brothers
Goofus: Who the hell is that
Gallant: You are such a Copyright Flamer
by KittyKatBigBoi January 2, 2009
Get the Copyright Flamer mug.A man that is addicted to sending (via text or email)pictures of himself in his pants to females that shouldnt see them!
Damien was such a pant flasher, as he kept sending Emma pictures of him in his pants at every opportunity
by princess poo May 17, 2011
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Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.
Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"
by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013
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