Pillow Fluff

Someone you're seeing casually; your go-to booty call.

"Jason spent the night again. Are you two dating?"
"Nah, he's just pillow fluff."

by Seachell January 11, 2016

Council Fluff

An attractive woman from an impoverished background. Council fluff can traditionally be found in the local housing estate or outside the local offie, puffing on a ten pack of Sovereign's and heckling passer's by.

Man 1: Cor check out that tidy bit of council fluff !
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!

by Fuckfield 2.0 August 11, 2016

Cattail Fluff

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.

Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

fluff you

Basically telling some one to fuck off

Shane: u suck

Me: fluff you!

by sairaj May 13, 2014

Fluff my Hog

As defined in the world of achewood, the activity of fluffing one's hog is defined as one the act of sucking on anothers phallus. It is usually used as a threat or retort to a comment you find. It can be further emphasised by telling someone that they will soon taste your hog.

"You diss my dog, you fluff my hog"
"You are about to enter a world where the only activity that exists is tasting my hog"

by David F September 23, 2005

faffin

foolishness, foolish behaviour

Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.

by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010

fluff my mink

Fuck my pussy; insert penis into vagina; bone my clam.

Stop right there, Billy, make sure you wrap your dink before you fluff my mink!

by smokinred January 10, 2014