flabergasm

An extreme feeling of flabergast.

Extreme suprise.

I had a flabergasm when I realized we had a black president.

by Dt654 January 16, 2011

flabbage

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.

The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.

by JGMcD May 6, 2007

Flab

Excessive amounts of fat one area

Jason you have so much flab on your stomach

by ~thatonefriend~ November 19, 2016

my flab

A response given to a movie theatre ticket collector when they ask you what that bulge in your sweater/jacket. What it really is is candy/food that the user purchased prior to entering the theatre to avoid stupidly high consession prices.

Cinema employee: "Ticket please, theatre 1, first on your left. Ohh, excuse me sirr! What is that bulge hanging behind you."

person: "my flab"

Cinema employee: "Oh, very well then, carry on"

by Diche January 4, 2009

Hibber Flabber

To have intercourse with your "feline friend" on top of a sky scraper.

"I did 'hibber flabber' yesterday",said Billy . "Your one sick piece of crap" said Ron.

by Word that are the truth February 17, 2018

Flabadu

when a girls vagina claps harder than you can clap

flabadu is the best to solididfy a relationship.

by Flabadu June 22, 2016

Dave Faber

The lead singer of the amazing Canadian rock band Faber Drive. Although he is not the best looking he is extremely fun, funny and has a great personality. Girls drool at his feet because he is just so damn hot.

"OMG! I went to the Faber Drive last night and Dave Faber was such a great preformer! I love him!"

by DaveFabersFutureWife April 15, 2010